I love my Cubbies, but every frustrated Cubs fan has GOT to read the article in "The Onion" entitled "Dusty Baker Not Worried About Cubs' Hot Start." Here's the link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/474...

Among the yucks is this passage:

Baker cited several other reasons he thinks the Cubs will work into a slump and quickly get back under .500, including his inexperienced pitching staff returning to their usual form, his plan to rush injured stars Mark Prior and Kerry Wood back to action in time to inflame their injuries and cause enough arm damage to make them miss the entire season, and the fact that his son Darren is now older and larger than he was in the 2002 playoffs, and therefore capable of more effectively obstructing the basepaths while his team is trying to score.