A Suggestion for John McDonough

I understand that John McDonough is a skilled publicist and also a man determined to get the Cubs into the World Series. I have a somewhat serious suggestion, dealing with banishing forever any hint of a curse on Wrigley Field.

I suggest Mr. McDonough locate a nice diverse flock of goats and let them graze at Wrigley during the World Series this year. He likely could raise money from people who want to get a front row seat to feed the goats, and presto!