Home

Carl Pavano

The Mariners are like a rusty trunk that has been stored in your grandparents' home for 80 years

Submitted by Squib Hits on Fri, 2007-03-30 11:46.

That, according to U.S.S. Mariner: "There’s a real chance that you could find several gold bars, one of the first photographs in american history, and the original copy of the declaration of independence. Or you might find a pair of false teeth, a hoard of rats, and a shirt containing remnants of the bubonic plague." You know, the Cubs aren't all that different. One of the best things the Cubs have going for them is that they play in the NL Central. And they don't have Carl Pavano as their opening day starting pitcher.

»
Syndicate content