Our Lord may have risen from the grave, but the Cubs couldn't rise from the four runs Wade Miller allowed in the 2nd inning today, including home runs by Gabe Gross and Geoff Jenkins. And if I had a dime for each time the Cubs have been beaten by a soft-tossing lefty....

Today was Chris Capuano's turn. Capuano is now 8-2 against the Cubs since the beginning of 2004.